Had to blam. I appreciate the premise, and the music... but the "loading" screen (I hope it doesn't take that long to actually load the usage area) is just too long.
If it loaded once and I had access to all 3 "drugs" without a loading screen, I could have brought myself to give more than 0 stars. But no, this is a premise-funny joke that loses the novelty quite rapidly. If you intend to keep this online, I hope that you add more content and features, and make the load times more snappy.
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